What Kind Of Single Girl Are You?

What kind of Single Girl are you?

• The Gold Digger – Dolla Dolla Bill Yall!!  A person can only do what people let them, she is digging for gold and someone is going to give it to her.  She is basically the legal prostitute.  Not that she sells sex (unless she has too) but everything has a price.  Her time costs a pretty dime!  She is typically very beautiful too.
• The Optimist – Ms. Happy-Go-Lucky.  Everything is peachy-keen in her world.  All the flowers are blooming and the birds are chirping.  It is a good quality to be nice, but she finds herself dogged out often.  She is able to find the good in any and every man.  She will be the first out of the group to find a long-lasting relationship, but she should hurry up before she becomes “The Dweller”.
• The B*tch – She rocks rough and tuff with her afro puffs!!!!  You can’t say or do nothing wrong with this temperamental Girl or she will pop off.  She is always going to be in bad relationships, negativity finds negativity.  She is a great person to have in a bar fight, but she causes most of them.
• The Dweller – The Girl who can’t let go of the past.  Yes I know, there are a lot of men who can’t let go (the girl from elementary school who stole his lollipop), but this is the Single Girl’s Guide.  Every relationship is different, and everyone is different.  People get-over things at their own pace.  But she just can’t stop thinking every man is her third baby daddy no good a$$.
• The Princess – This is the most immature out of the group, seriously are you still a “Princess” past the age of 5?  She is different from the “Gold Digger” because she really has nothing to offer.  She thinks someone owes her something all the time, which inevitably means she is going to be single for quite a while.
• The Adulterer – Hey, not every single woman is Single.  I am not hating, seriously.  This is the most dangerous one out the bunch.  Not physically, but because she is a predator.  She will have a couple of side men and none be the wiser.  She is very calculating and plans everything to the last detail.   She is the “sexy” one alluring men then going home to Hubby like nothing ever happened.

 

So, what kind of Single Girl are you?  I am more than one 🙂

Sugarwolf